Before and After marriage..

I saw this some where on the net, and thought its rather interesting...

Before Marriage

John - Ah...At last. I can hardly wait.

Jane - Do you want me to leave?

John - NO! Don't even think about it.

Jane - Do you love me?

John - Of course! Always have and always will!

Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?

John - NO! Why are you even asking?

Jane - Will you kiss me?

John - Every chance I get!

Jane - Will you hit me?

John - H**l no! Are you crazy?!

Jane - Can I trust you?

John - Yes

Jane - Darling!

After Marriage..............Read from the bottom back to the top.

xoxo, mantha.